Yo, listen up. This sweet/sick/dope hoodie is your official signal that I'm off the grid, living my best life, and soaking up some sun (or snow, depending on where I am). Don't even try to slide into my DMs or call me unless it's an emergency of epic proportions. I'm relaxing/recharging/unwinding hard and need some serious me time/alone time/peace.

It's not a metaphor, it's fact. I desire my daily dose of brew like a person requires oxygen. Seriously, the thought of starting my day without it causes me unease. Latte doesn't influence much, as long as that bitter flavor hits my tongue. It's not just a drink, it's power for my being. I am a creature of habit, and that tradition is my coffee. R